he & she

she: did you have girlfriends before?
he: what if i say no?
she: i don't have an option
he: i don't have an option either

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he1: he would tie the knot soon
he also said he was missing the both of us.
knock knock
he2: hmm.. i think the first sentence to be a remedy for the second...:-)
he1: yeah right. you go tie the knot with him

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she: :/
he: hey, extremely sorry, that call the other night was from a friend in US and he just went on and on and on couldn't complete it early...
...
and you're not talking
hmmm...
i guess, its that time of the year
when my chat window has to talk to your chat window
and, see if they can sort things out between themselves
as i gather, my key board tells me,
it has fought with your keyboard over trivial issues
and they're not ready to compromise
so, the only option left is for the browsers to interact with each other
and see if they can go around trees singing songs
like gazab ka hai din, socho zara and all
coz, this is the only window i'm chatting in
every other chat window has been closed
mychatwindow: hum bhi akele, tum bhi .... er, are you alone or is she chatting with many others?
yourchatwindow: oh, don't even ask, she has atleast a zillion chat windows open and she has just no time for such crap
mychatwindow: i have a feeling she finds this funnny. what do you think?
yourchatwindow: lolz, you think she's even reading this? you're just outta your mind!
mychatwindow: hmm, i thought being optimistic would get positive results,...
yourchatwindow: no my dear friend, you have to put efforts
not just being optimistic
she: :)

earlier "he and she" posts: (this, this, this, this)