Liar Who?

he: Finally, you sent it!!! I had to ask you a thousand times for you to send it.

she: no you didn't ask a thousand times

he: yeah, 1126 times to be precise, thanks for correcting me.

she: you've now earned the title "Big Liar"

he: Big Liar. Thats you. My computer screen is also shocked and it went blank for a while. I had to sprinkle cold water on it to work properly. Please don't make statements like these okay. It will send the world into a spin. I'm sure because of your tall claims, there must've some natural calamity happened on the other side of the planet.

she:because of ur lies this side of planet is in danger :-P

u r a BIG LIAR ( yes i'm shouting )

and if urs screen fainted mine is already in coma and on life support system :-P

all because of u and ur lies !!!!

he: Yes, please feed hot coffee to the life support system. It is unable to bear your shouts and is communicating with my laptop that it is in deep troubled environment. Please don't make the life support system need another life support system!!!

she: :-P

he: Only a smiley came all the alphabets have evaporated. See? Its already happening and nobody can stop it now. Please stop the lies!!!

she: it was not a smily

thats was the only reaction to ur big lies

:-P is my tongue out to ridicule you ha ha

he: All those who ridicule me with their tongue outside are LIARS.