Have you seen the chocolate that laughed? I did. Yesterday.
I had consciously begun to cut down on the chocolates and calories and suchlike. Notice that I started the previous sentence in the past tense. Thanks to this person who is a friend and later happens to be the colleague, I had the opportunity to push myself to a level unthinkable.
Yes, She offered me a chocolate, which I promptly refused shaking my head and verbally uttering the un-utterable words, no, for a chocolate bar at the same time stretching my hand in the manner of acceptance.
Witnessing this, the chocolate burst out laughing at me, pointing its finger at me and i saw it rolling on the floor laughing, shedding out a tear drop or two. I was enraged beyond limits. The chocolate had to be killed for making fun of me.
I promptly, in what seem'd a swift action, much to the amusement of the head, which had just non verbally dismissed the offer of the chocolate, had one go at it and tore it into two between my jaws and gave it a well deserved death.
8 comments:
Your colleague would encourage you to kill many more chocolates with your RAGE !
oh yeah. bring it on! they deserve death. between my jaws.
But Vish..How COULD YOU say NO to chocolate???
nandini, inches and kgs can make people say NO to chocolates. whaddaya say/
I see that the chocolate got to you! But it didnt expect you to cheat yourself !
Wheres the self control mate ? ;0
oh yeah, i did cheat myself. but... self control, self control. umm... er.. i thought i had it in me:P
i .... dont'.....understand. REFUSE chocolate?? but why?
AND... did you know that dark chocolate is one of the healthiest thigns you can eat? It's an incredible antioxidant, magic source of magnesium...and other general yumminesses!
honestly...dont say no!!!
sz
@loopy: dark chocolate is one of the healthiest? oh. thanks. the reason for the refusal has been butted by the inches that has been added.. :P
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