Mud Tea

Yes. That is what I drink at office. Courtesy Naik Condiments at the corner. He sells other interesting stuff too, but this post is dedicated only for this. Nothing else on this world can take this space allocated for this. Period.

Nitin is the guy who delivers this skull shattering beverage to the place of work. It is contained in a cup made of plastic which flaunts brown spots which is, as i reckon, mud. As soon as Nitin places this equal to gold consumable substance on my table, every part of my body craves to have a taste of it, mostly the taste buds. (I usually tantalize my senses by bringing it close to my lips and hastily putting it back on the table). No sooner than the beverage enters the system and gets diluted mixing with saliva on its way downwards, all the five + 1 senses will reach the peak of alertness.

Thanks to this high alertness, I can hear the blood running helter skelter, delving in the ventricles and arteries and the occassional churn which causes me to disengage my thoughts about the real world. Grapevine says the beverage reached the brain also, though the news is not validated.

The trade secret of preparing the same will not be revealed here, but, the main ingredients are adulterated water (sometimes they spit in that) and red mud, the kind that forms puddles when it rains. It makes any powdered form of tea leaf shy away. Added flavours will not be revealed.

It is this beverage that fuels the trains of thoughts departing from my mind. Hail Naik Condiments! Hail Mud Tea!

ps: it is not available for consumption by public. only those with a recommendation letter from the people with blue eyes and are born on 31st of any month which has to be a thursday on a leap year that does not contain odd numbers, are eligible for the use of the same.